Chinese New Year isn’t only about collecting angpows and stuffing your face

Its that time of the year again. You already bought a fab new outfit, which you hope to earn back in angpow currency. Now, time to give the house a new make-over. After all, Feng Shui says that a clean house is a prosperous one. Or was that your mom?

 1.You start off with sickening enthusiasm, time to get this place spanking clean!

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2. So you make a mental checklist

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3.And then you look around, wondering where to begin. It can’t be that bad, right?

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4. WRONG. Years of telling yourself Mess Is Magnificent has finally caught up with you.

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5. So you waste no more time, and get at it immediately.

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6. You finally get your groove on

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7. No one can stop you now

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8. 15 minutes in, you remember why cleaning is a soul-blistering experience.

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9. Discovering something nasty at the corner of the ceiling.

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10. Who knew there was so much dust around?

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11. But you are one mean superhero and no one can stop you

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So you keep going..

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And going..

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12. Till you realise that the only thing progressing is the time

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13. Now’s a good time to call for help. You look up hourly cleaning services.

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14. But then you remember that you are broke.

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15. Maybe all you need is a quick power nap.

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16. And you start fantasising about getting help from an extra pair of gorgeous hands

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I don’t know what he is cleaning, but mine just became dirty

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 17. Waking up back into reality

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18. Because you are such a slob, you find a cheat code two hours before reunion dinner.

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 19. The rest goes in the trash, your new favourite mantra

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20. Finally!

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 21. Time to get ready before the first guest arrives

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Have a blast cleaning up for Chinese New Year!

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Featured image via MemeCentre