This is why all taxi uncles need a smart phone

If you own a smart phone, you can use GrabTaxi.

If you use GrabTaxi, you can own an exclusive membership entitling you to a never-ending supply of durian.

On behalf of Singapore’s taxi uncles, goodbye Nokia. It’s been nice knowing you.

The reward for being a cool taxi uncle — in pictures

According to GrabTaxi’s Facebook page, this super bojio dig was last night (20 July).

Want to know what heaven looks like stacked in abundant, neat rows? Look at this:

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“Grab Durians.”

Hey GrabTaxi, we know you’re trying to be clever and all, but that maaaaay not be such a good idea.

Taxi uncles practise queuing again after not joining in public transport queues for awhile:


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If you look closely, the queues seem to be snaking towards the outside.

Tsk tsk at all dis greedy uncles going for seconds. Bo share?


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You know how the durians your pa buys always come in standard-sized styrofoam boxes?

Look at dem aluminum TRAYS these uncles are holding. Super good life eh.

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These special caterers don’t spoil the fun of savagely man-handling an entire durian open for them like the styrofoam box people do.

Jealous max.

Here’s an idea, GrabTaxi — send out promo codes that give us rides to one of these scrumptious feasts.

If not, let the uncles dabao at the very least:


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With all that said, the thing that really entices glutton me to quit school to become a GrabTaxi driver is this:


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Alfresco.

Durian.

Dining.

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I call dibs on that GrabTaxi job interview.

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