We’re Just As Confused About The Fanny Pack Slides As You Are…But Aren’t They Kinda Dope?

Fans of fanny packs, take note: these pouches are no longer exclusively meant for the waists of aunties at markets.

Nike says you can wear them around your feet now.

And Nike is walking the talk: just look at its new Fanny Pack Slides.

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Got stuff to hide?

The  design cleverly takes the age-old method of storing cash from prying eyes and contraband items from authorities out into the open.

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Now we can conveniently zip them onto our feet.

Thanks, Nike. You know us well.

No need for wallets

Providing a safe hideout for our things is not the only innovative use for the slipper.

They also make a great alternative to the OL’s lunch pouch/wallets/tissue packet holders.

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Same goes for our pouches.

Whether it’s loose change or the tissue packet you’re bringing around to chope tables with, most things we need on a daily basis can fit into the compartment.

Friendship over?

Despite its uses and stunning good looks, some are not enthusiastic about the fanny pack slides.

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But others think it’s a really good idea.

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Admit that you like it

Or maybe you just need some time to understand the concept of a bag-slipper before admitting that you actually like it.

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Next fashion fad?

In all seriousness, though, we’re just waiting to see if they’ll catch on.

Someone else has expressed our secret sentiments well:

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Maybe you could just try them on and see what that fashion police friend of yours has to say.

Better still if you’re the self-styled fashion police – give us your thoughts in the comments below.

Details of the Fanny Pack Slide are not out yet.

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