As the saying goes, “If you can’t make them like you, make them fear you.”.
Our parents have unfortunately taken their own spin on this quote, which made them the ultimate ruler of our childhood and teenage years.
Here are 15 lies our parents used to tell us:
The classic lie parents use all the time just to make sure their children do not waste any food.
Especially meat.
The doorbell rings and you happily hop over to the door thinking that your McDelivery has arrived.
However, to your dismay, it happens to be a door-to-door salesperson.
“Hi boy, are your parents home?” he asks enthusiastically despite the dark circles under his eyes.
As you tilt your head back to call for your mom, you see your mom waving frantically making weird gestures with a panicky face.
“Sorry, none of my parents are home.”
Whatever crime has the Indians in our neighbourhood committed to deserve such discrimination?
Of course, parents do not mean to be racist when they say this to their children — they’re just trying to scare them (although it does not work).
Again another threat that has never materialised.
Still, this is more terrifying than #3; we don’t want to be thrown behind bars for not keeping our toys!
It doesn’t matter if you are having a headache, sprained your ankle or are feeling sleepy.
You don’t have to see a doctor if you are feeling ill because your parents know exactly what’s up.
The reason — because you didn’t eat your peas for dinner last night.
Similar to #5, if you have sore eyes or a migraine it is because you are always on the phone.
What do you mean that’s not true — didn’t you see your parents’ self-qualified medical degree?
The all-time lie we hated the most when we were six because we NEVER did return to Toys R’ Us.
And as a kid you freaked out when your first milk tooth fell as you regretfully recalled all the times you lied about brushing your teeth.
Just another excuse for ’em grown-ups to keep all the candy for themselves!!
Some children get excited over the idea of having a tree in their tummy while some boycott fruits with seeds altogether.
The ultimate lie that will put children to bed by 10pm and adults can watch their Korean drama in peace.
That is, until you come out and tell the grown-ups you’re too scared to sleep alone.
Nothing is wrong with being a garbage man, but it is not everyone’s ideal job because it is strenuous work.
This lie guarantees a 90% success rate that will last for approximately five minutes when parents use this on their children.
Every time your family gathers for dinner you get to hear all her escapades — sneaking out to meet her friends at 1 am and skipping classes when she’s unwell.
Then you wonder how it is possible for someone to have a social life and yet get good grades?
Your parents are really saving you the hassle of having to deal with frizzy and spoiled hair.
Perhaps they are also saving on monthly hair treatment after you dye your hair.
Definitely not true but no child is bold enough to prove this myth wrong.
They may have double standards in their parenting – like how they can tell blatant lies and you can’t.
But 10 years down the road, you will be laughing it off like how we are now!
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