"I'm not even afraid of plastic surgery, why should I be afraid of an earthquake?" he said.
The female driver suffered bruising in her ribs and swelling in the back of her head.
He admitted to police that eating hearts and livers gave him potent energy.
Instant regret.
"The girl in the wheelchair is just like me," he excitedly told his mum while pointing at the ad.
A literal "cone of shame".
They had approached travellers of the same nationality in order to get them to carry gold and mobile phones back.
Operation Lionheart was one of the first international rescue teams to arrive in the country.
When you're too full to function.
The chain collision appeared to have started when a vehicle stopped suddenly.