Lee Kuan Yew’s 91st Birthday
While more sensible people speculated it was done so as not to show Mr Lee “endorsing” any particular restaurant.
We’d like to think that Mr Lee enjoyed his celebration, so we decided to have some fun, speculating where he could have celebrated his special day.
Maybe they wanted to unleash their inner Mariah Carey at K Box. Just look at those joyful hands clapping in unison. Such rhythmic beats are only mastered by the world’s greatest musical talents. Let’s hope they didn’t get any of their confidential information at K Box leaked by hackers.
Maybe they traveled across to JB to watch a movie, since not all movies are shown in Singapore, like Tan Pin Pin’s banned film. Because there is only one version of Singapore’s history, the “right” version! Indulging in fictional movies may be a guilty pleasure.
With cat ‘molesting’ being all the rage right now, it’s possible this fashionable crew spent his birthday at a cat café. Come here, kitty kitty!
Or maybe it was celebrated at the void deck of one of the affordable public housing areas in Singapore. 5-Room Bukit Merah flats now only cost $780,000! Perhaps they were celebrating the increase in their HDB flat value. Oh wait…
Maybe they were pre-ordering their iPhone 6 too, just before M1 apologised for their security leak. After all, national security has to be taken very seriously these days.
But seriously, wherever they celebrated Mr Lee’s birthday, we hope everyone enjoyed themselves.
Happy 91st Birthday, Mr Lee!