Valentine’s Day is round the corner

This year’s Valentine’s falls on a Sunday, which means that heavy crowds and stampedes of couples are expected.

Guys would probably be scratching their heads and fretting over what to get for their girlfriends.

Maybe even at this very moment.

With this day of romance drawing closer, MustShareNews.com explores the 12 types of Singaporean boyfriends to expect on Valentine’s Day.

1. The Miserly Boyfriend

He would probably take you to the nearby hawker centre for Valentine’s, ’cause his idea of romantic is sharing a plate of chicken rice.

His reason?

Love shouldn’t be measured by the amount of money spent.

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No offence to couples who go to hawker centres on dates for Valentine’s.

To each his own. Right?

2.The NSF trapped in camp doing guard duty

Although this year’s Valentine’s is on a Sunday, unfortunately, he still has to do guard duty.

Hence, he’ll be “celebrating” Valentine’s in camp, while other couples go out on dates.

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3. The one who forgets all the important dates

Last year, he forgot your birthday.

This year, he would probably forget about Valentine’s day.

He’ll probably be asking: What day is it today?

And then he will apologise profusely for forgetting it’s Valentine’s.

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4. The Mommy’s Boy

His mother chose and made a reservation for the restaurant you will be dining in.

Halfway through the day, his phone would buzz and she would ask: Ah boy, how’s your date going?

Also, he reports his whereabouts to her every 1/2 hr.

You’ll be surprised that his mother didn’t come along on the date.

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5. The Hopeless Romantic

Flowers? Check.

Red wine? Check.

Romantic candlelight dinner? Check.

Not to mention rose petals scattered all over the house.

He’s probably prepared for this day weeks in advance and spent the entire day cooking a meal at home and decorating the place.

Sometimes, you might suspect that he is gay though.

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6. The Rich Boyfriend

This guy can afford to spend loads of money on that one day and takes Valentine’s to the extreme.

He’d probably booked a fancy dinner on the Singapore Flyer.

His presents would include expensive flowers freshly flown in from Holland, a branded bag from Chanel, and Tiffany and Co. jewellery.

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7. The Nice Boyfriend

This guy would prepare a bouquet of your favourite flowers and take you to your favourite restaurant for V-Day.

He would also buy you that gift you that have been “hinting” to him about a few weeks ago.

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8. The boyfriend who doesn’t celebrate Valentine’s

To him it’s just a normal day. Nothing special really.

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9. The Gamer

This guy would be halfway into his Dota game and too busy to answer your calls.

Much less going on dates.

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10. The douchebag who dumps his girlfriend on the day of love

This kind of person might be more common than you would like to admit.

There’s even a wikiHow on how to break up on Valentine’s day.

He’d probably send you a text in the morning saying that the relationship is not working out and he would like to break up.

He’ll then tell you how apologetic he is, and that he didn’t want to hurt you.

But maybe, he secretly does not want to spend on Valentine’s, and has been searching for new targets all along. Ouch.

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11. The Player

This person has one date arranged in the morning, one in the afternoon and another at night.

If you are wondering how he does it, we have no idea either.

Perhaps love is blind.

Or perhaps this guy happens to have fantastic time management and makes sure all his dates will never clash.

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12. The Imaginary Boyfriend

He’s the most perfect guy you’d ever laid eyes on.

This guy is tall, smart, handsome, caring and sensitive — everything you’ve ever dreamt of in a guy.

He also drives a Lamborghini and takes you out on expensive dates, not to mention how he can afford to take you on luxury holidays to the Maldives.

He probably looks like Riley’s dream boyfriend from Inside Out — a Disney cartoon movie which depicts a young teenager’s emotions.

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However… we forgot to mention, he doesn’t actually exist. Oops.

Finally…

Regardless of which type of boyfriend you have, or which type you are (if you are a guy)…

Have a happy Valentine’s day!

 

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