One flight simulator path matched MH370's
Should've gone for kopi C kosong instead.
Please don't fly your drones at restricted areas.
But SIA is still the best in our hearts.
There's lots in store for beauty junkies out there.
Saving lives, one helmet at a time.
Just be 'kiasu' with your money and information.
Sir, you want massage?
This is why you shouldn't charge your phone in bed, folks.
Praise be to you, Hong Kong citizens.