Sizzling Spanish Army Dudes Are ‘Da La’ On Our Mala Scale
Singapore is already very hot, but as soon as we see these photos, things are going to get insanely hotter.
At about the same time that news got out that Spain was deploying its army to help manage its Covid-19 outbreak, photos of Spanish Legion soldiers started making their rounds on the Internet.
These muscly hunks in tight uniforms and low-cut shirts that display their chests are so attractive that they now have their own army of lady fans, who wish they could be put under quarantine with them.
And because they’re such a snack, we’ll be ranking their hotness on the Singaporean mala scale of da la, zhong la and xiao la — literally big spicy, medium spicy, and small spicy.
Get ready to feast your eyes on these thirst traps.
Channing Tatum-esque solider
This Spanish hunk gives off Channing Tatum vibes as he models with his weapon. If they made him into an action figure, girls will likely buy it instead of Barbie dolls.
Our mala rating: da la
Spanish soldiers don’t feel cold
While we’re not sure how effective his uniform is in protecting him against cold temperatures, this Spanish hottie probably generates enough heat to keep himself warm.
The chest hair probably helps as well.
Our mala rating: da la
Well-armed Spanish soldier
In this photo, we have not 1, not 2, but 3 eye candies to ogle at. But since only the right-most solider is pictured clearly, we shall focus solely on him — as well as we can.
He may not be holding any firearms, but we can’t keep our eyes off those guns. This “well-armed” soldier brings new meaning to “my eyes are up here”.
Our mala rating: da la
Man down, but not really
When imagining the perfect proposal, ladies generally imagine a tall, dark and handsome dude getting on their knees. Big shout out to these soldiers for helping women worldwide imagine what that looks like from the side, back and front.
Our mala rating: daydreaming
Elite-level hotness
Don’t take our word for it, but according to one Twitter user, this is not the uniform of the Spanish Army.
It’s the uniform of an ELITE Spanish regiment, so these guys have skills that match their looks — which make them all the more hotter.
Our mala rating: da la
Protecting their country as well as our sanity
So there you have it, Spanish Army hunks are all da la across the board.
Women worldwide may fan themselves and each other, but as we all know, fanning the flames only makes the heat worse.
What’s better than 1 hunk? Many hunks.
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Here’s thanking Spanish soldiers for their service towards their nation, as well as healing the hearts and minds of ladies worldwide.
If you’re into Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, the answer is Spain.
Featured image adapted from BreatheHeavy and BreatheHeavy.
